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It’s the weekend again and that means plenty of new music for your listening pleasure. Willy should be along later with the second instalment of his Rock Werchter review’s. But to keep you busy untill then, let us present The Mile After. They are a four peice pop-punk band from Charlotte, North Carolina, who tell me their influences range from Blink 182 and Green Day to The Eagles and Bon Jovi. Two tracks today from them this morning: Let In Down and The Only One. If you like these you can find more on their MySpace page. Unfortunatley, this isn’t my sort of thing, so you lot tell me what you think for a change. Enjoy.

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Pamela Anderson has been getting her kit of again. This time, rather than just being a bit worse for wear and her dress falling off, she actually has a purpose to get her great big plastic tits out. It’s all part of the rather go naked than wear fur campaign.  It was staged in the shop window of Stella McCartney’s boutique in London. This isn’t the first time someone has done this and i’m quite glad to say it won’t be the last. But i think Pam is starting to look a bit rough nowadays. She looks like she has had too much surgery and whats with those marks on her shoulder? It looks to me like dried animal blood. Maybe she was wearing a bit of fur before she got to the shoot. Or maybe it’s just a bit of shit she didn’t clean off properly. Either way, the brunette behind her looks shit loads better than Ms Anderson ever did.

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If you enjoy a cold bottle of beer, then chances are you have been stuck for a bottle opener at one point or another in your life. I always used to keep one on my keys, but as i got older and stopped drinking as much, i decided i didn’t need it anymore. There is usually one of your mates who can pop the top with their teeth, but if he isn’t there, then it’s a road sign or a window ledge or any other surface with an edge will do. Although i have had to drink from the odd broken bottle or two. Well, worry no more all you under age drinkers, some clever chaps have decided to show you how to get in to that bottle of beer, that is getting warmer by the second in your hand. You could use a car stereo, a bicycle inner tube, a pair of saftey glasses or even your favorite football player. Or you could just invest in a bottle opener you cheap fuckers.

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Video’s of George Bush, cut and pasted together have been doing the rounds of internet land for quite a while. He has sung and he has danced for our enjoyment and all the while, he has still been bombing the middle east. Well, this little video is a very well made rendition of ol’ Georgie Dubbya singing Imagine, by John Lennon. The song has always been quite an anti-war statement and it has even more meaning when it comes from his trap. It’s just a shame he won’t listen to his own advice. Now whatever you think of the war, you got to agree that this must have taken somebody fucking ages to do, but it is definatly worth it.

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If I would ever be in a band I’d like to be the drummer. OK, you might not get all the glory, but you do get to whack shit all night long. Get that aggression out. A Crapper made me aware of a clip of a bunch of musicians that use special objects. In other people’s homes. Very creative and fun to watch. 

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If you’ve ever gone out on the town, had a few drinks and then been lucky enough to take some little honey back to your bed, then you’ve probably done the drunken undressing dance. You know, hopping around on one leg, trying to get your shirt, pants and socks all off in one go, whilst still sucking on the poor girls face. Well worry no more. Just follow this chaps tips and you will be undressing like a pro in no time. Then all you’ve got to worry about is weather she will laugh at your cock or not.

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I like nothing better than posting arty porn or porny art. Pierre Radisic is willing to oblige. Take a look at his rather good photographs of women, men, men in women, part of men in women and so on. Try and look past the porn aspect of it all and see the art.

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I am going to teach you how to flash for real. First of all, you do not put on any trousers in the morning, you then grab a long coat, walk to the park and…I have just heard in my right ear that we are not talking about that kind of flash. Well, if we are not it can only mean one thing. We are talking about Flash animations. Can’t be that interesting then.

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Getting you picture taken at school was always a pain in the arse. I remember the last set of pictures we had done. It was just after our final exams and I was hung over to fuck, after being on the cheap cider and smoking weed all night. My eyes were almost swollen shut and i could hardly stand up straight. Everyone around me was busy brushing hair and getting their tie straight. But when you look at me and my mates, we all looked like death warmed up. But with this class, it wouldn’t matter if the pupils looked a bit rough to start off with as by the time the kids in the classroom above them have finished, they all look pretty much the same.

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I have noticed that we have some active and former soldiers visiting TC. Welcome to you all. We often think of the armed forces as aggresive beasts that just like to blown things and people up. Who would have thought that they were heavily into synchronised manouvering too. Some more cool high resolution fotos can be found here.

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I got hit by a car once. I was just about to cross the road and out of nowhere, some fuckwit in a Toyota MR2 comes flying round a parked bus and smacks straight in to me. My elbow went through the windscreen and i rolled straight over the roof and landed on my feet. My head stated rushing, more than any chemical substance could ever have done to me. If i could have bottled that, i would have made a fortune. It was a few minutes before i realised the driver of the car was standing next to me, shouting the odds. A bit like this bloke really. But like my new friend, maybe he should have looked where he was going first.

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One time shag doll and wife of 60’s crooner Rod Stewart, Rachel Hunter, is one fine lady. she is a model, TC presenter and simply darn good at looking sexy. As we know, even celebrities need to do the normal stuff we all do. In Rachel’s case go to the bathroom. To take a bath. The video is short, nut sweet (like Rachel) and was leaked to the press or something. I don’t know if TC can be considered press, but if we are I would like a couple of press passes to the World Cup finale please. Thx 2 Pornstar.

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Mark Bakalor sent me an email with just a link to a videoclip. I clicked it expecting some more porn, but I was amazed at what I saw. Simply amazing stuff. He does this incredible juggling act to the tune of Fat Boy Slims new beats Pair of Old Jeans. As a picture tells more than a thousand words I’ll just let you look on in amazement at Mark’s not so totally crap skills.

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Joss Stone is one of my favorite singers at the moment. She is only just of legal age, but already has a deep dark brown voice of a motown diva. Great stuff for making love to. Joss is growing up and that means prancing around in less gear than is good for you. Still wearing just a tad to much for my liking, but I for one am not complaining when looking at these pictures of Joss Stone on the beach. Hopefully more to come in the future.

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As a cop you’ll mostly get to arrest and interrogate drunks, junks or lately anyone with a slightly Middle Eastern look about them. Not much fun and nothing to write home about. It is therefore a real treat if Paul Policeman gets a real hottie down at the station. It is just a real shame you can only hold them for so long without charging them.

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Life can be really cruel. You’ve had a good night out with the mates and it is time to face the wife’s wrath. Unfortunately you get pulled on you way back home. Drunk as a skunk you get taken down to the police station where you are asked to produce your driver’s license and other documents. That is when you lose your head and start banging away. The cruel part? Beig caught on tape and becoming an instant internet celebrity.

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We had Barbie plying her trade and two huge melons for England and we had some hottie body painted orange showing her stuff and snatch for Holland. Time to show you the other ladies of the World Cup. Highly NSFW and highly entertaining. If you have managed to convince your broad to support your favorite country in a funny or (preferably) sexy way please let us know.

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We love Howard Stern and we love The Sybian (Yes it deserves capitals). We have seen so many lovely birds on that orgasm machine and we are about to see another. Non other than Charlie Laine, a hot little minx, takes place on The Sybian, shakes her boobs for us and then takes that ridre like a pro. Turn those speakers up!

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If I had known that being a German doctor gave you this much joy I would have quit studying what I did a long time ago and changed course at once. This German doctor has a very unique way of taking the patient’s temperature and I am positive it is not the way he was taught during his education. Therefore 10 out of 10 for creativity and maybe even a Nobel prize for this breakthrough in medical history.

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The TC clown is famous the world over. Not just for doing what he does best on TC. Looking like a mean ass muthafucka that will eat your children alive if given the change. He occasionally does some TV or film work. Remember Clown Porn? TC Clown recently returned from Iraq. He wasn’t there to entertain the troops, that other clown, George W was there today doing that already. No, TC clown was there to film a promo for a new documentary on Iraq, The Bloody Circus.

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No not us, but the two krezy peeple singing in this vondervul zong. We normally associate Germany with Bradwurst, great beer and wierd porn movies. Hell, I almost forgot their cars. Most of them are pretty good too. Well, we can now add fun loving, friendly and welcoming to that list of things to associate Germany with. Not sure whether they football play better than us, but I’ll let them live the dream for a bit longer.

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