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In Aspen, Colorado, home of white America’s sking holiday homes, there isn’t many black people. In fact out of the 5914 people who live there, 94.9% are white and only 0.44% are black. Some of the locals have possibly never even seen a black guy, let alone ever met one of them. So one man made it his mission to help out the more unfortunate of the luxury resort come face to face with a real live black guy. He seems a nice enough chap and the locals seem happy to meet him. I don’t think it would be the same story if this chap moved to Aspen though. Still, i think he is happy where he is.

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We’ve already seen one Beverly Hills bint getting her flange out for the boys, but now it’s the turn of one of the original Beverly Hills bint’s to show us a bit more. Do you remember the film Clueless? It starred Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash and a fat Brittany Murphy. I never thought much of the film itself, but always enjoyed watching the aforementioned ladies in the bikini wearing scenes. Well after the work dried up for Miss Dash, she finally decided to get them out for my old mucka’ Heff. And considering she is now 40 years old (which means she was 29 when she played a 17 year old in the movie) she still looks hot as fuck.

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We all know who Paris Hilton is. Anyone who has ever been on the internet has probably seen the home video she made a few years back, even if it was just the short night cam version. Well she went out on the town the other night and to make sure her dress looked good with no visable panty line sticking out the side, she decided to go commando. And what good would we be if we didn’t let you see Paris’s poontang? Even if it is a little hairy and looks like it has had a good beating. (NSFW)

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Every cool mofo has an iPod these. It is no longer exclusive and it won’t be long before the novelty wears off and the cool people will start dumping it for some other gadget. Until that time, try and get your hands on one, buy one, steal it of someone (not recommended by TC whatsoever) or ask one for your b-day/x-mas/easter/any other festivity. This cool mofo has one and absolutely loves it. (Not loving iTunes that much though when it started re-shuffling my music collection on my HD all on its own last night.) We know the people with iPods are happy, but are the iPods themselves happy. Do they have a happy soul and are they content with their job. Watch (and try and understand) this days in the life of ein iPod documentary. Riveting stuff.

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Today sees Germany take on Portugal in the World Cup 3rd place play-off. Great excitement. If you want to see how the teams have performed so far, on tasks such as diving, faking injuries, complaining to the ref, check this survey out. Makes for interesting reading. Some people that won’t be faking injuries are the ones that ran into these prankster. Anyone have any pictures of this?

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Since its summer, now is a good time to bring your family and rough it out for a few days in order to get away from the hustle and bustle of the hectic city life. Of course, mom and dad will enjoy taking nature walks and going out for a spot of fishing, but the younger generation who cannot be parted from their cellphones, iPods, and Nintendo DS Lites will fret at the prospect of their gadgets running out of juice. The Woods Solar Powered EZ-Tent has a set of solar panels that can be used to recharge batteries as well as power LED light ropes that are integrated into the tent. The central light can double up as a flashlight as well. 4 to 6 hours of direct sunlight can provide anywhere between 2 to 4 hours of light. The EZ-Tent is available in 4-person ($180) and 6-person ($230) models.

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On a fine and sunny day, somewhere deep in Osama country, a horserace was being run between the local warlords. The tribesmen really went for it, dust was flying everywhere and the speeds being reached had never before been seen in those parts. I think they all knew they were going to be on TV, but one chap was just a little too keen.

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Shoes are no longer just an important fashion item for women. Men take just as much care of their feet as women these days. What with all the choice Adidas, Puma, Nike, Bikkemberg and others offer us we simpy can’t look away. Just make sure your girlfriend doesn’t catch you getting too excited over a pair of shoes.

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I just received a very polite email from someone about my Miss Israel post. The sender writes:

RE: Miss Israel

So, please be informed before you start making political comments.

And I get sick of people throwing every opinion on Israel on the anti-semitic bandwagon. The quick and easy way out. Especially if there is no need for it as nothing anti-semitic is said in the post. Unless you take anti-semetism to mean laughing at dumb Israeli chicks, but even the sender can’t be that dumb, can he? What fun.

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Straight after Rock Werchter another big festival took place. Roskilde in Denmark is probably most famous for costing the lives of about a dozen teenagers during a Pearl Jam concert several years ago. Safety barriers and seperate fan zones are largely due to this tragedy. Roskilde is, however,making amendments with crap such as this. I really hope to see this at Werchter next year, with blokes being excluded from taking part. Nudity is on show, so make sure you boss is into that too before you open it at work.

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I am not going anywhere near the recent developments in the Gaza strip, but I am going to go into the intelligence of some Israelis. Every country has it smart adn not so smart people. It is what you do with them that shapes a nation. If you have a dumb fucker taking the top decision you miht be looking at several years (decades) of hurt. If you have smart person pulling the strings you might be looking at years of prosperity. Let’s hope for Israel’s (and the rest of the middle east’s) sake that this little hopeful does not gain a position of influence any time soon. Although, the decisions being taken now are not exactly very smart or legal either. Fuck me, I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut could I.

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Sleeping with a memeber of your family can have harsh consequences. Not only are you sick and might you be arrested for it, but if an offspring should arise out of such an escapade the changes are that the child will not grow up entirely sane. Take this prime Dutch example as proof. The guy smokes weed, looks like 10 cents, but wants to be 50 cent, thinks he drives a supercool car (PS the Golf has 110kW which is 150hp and not 230hp as mister druggy proclaims) and talks English about as good as I write it. He makes me proud to be Dutch.

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Last night Germany lost ot Italy in the first semi-final. I never thought’d I say this, but I actually wanted Germany to win. I am now hoping for a France - Italy final. But first France have to beat Portugal. We all know who plays for them. Yes, little Ronaldo. He dribbles, he rushes, he begs, he winks, he scores. Brazil has its own Ronaldo and they only wished he would dribble, rush, beg and score. Ronaldo was a little on the lazy side this World Cup and the internet wouldn’t be the groundbreaking medium it is if it did not take the piss with a little game called Run Ronaldo Run.

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I enjoy getting all these Band Aid entry’s in my inbox every couple of days and today is no exception. Tonight we have Bruce In A Pill, a two piece from London, who describe themselves as a cross between Daft Punk and The Chemical Brothers. The first track is a sample compilation of everyones favorite plank of wood actor, Keanu. Shame there is no Bill & Ted quotes thrown in. The second of tonights tracks is the very laid back dub sounds of Pump. All very summery and chilled. More can be heard on their website.

But now a request. We’ve had all sorts and styles of music coming through over the last few weeks and as much as i enjoy it all, i am after something really different. If you play a bit of folk, blues, country or something that can just not be defined by a single label, let us know. We want to hear it.

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This is an important announcement for all that visit and love TC. We need your help. The people that make TC each and every day are so dedicated to their job (i.e. I make them) they are not having a vacation this years to ensure every day offers something for all on TC. This is good news for you, but not so good news for us. To get the feeling of a vacation I would like to ask you all to send us your bestest holiday pictures (preferably of the local bird populations) when you get back or during your holidays. TC will pick the best 10 photographers/contributions by the end of August and the winners will get a special TC t-shirt. I have said this before, but by the end of the coming week I’ll actually be able to show you a regular TC shirt we are having made and past winners will still get theirs. So, send in your holidays pics to us (zip or rar them please and 10mb per mail).

Update: First pics are in thanks to Shane. Shane went on the piss in Spain. I need more beach tittie pics though. Come on you lot, send in your holiday snaps.

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Being a TV reporter is probably not a very glamorous job. Sure, you get your mug on TV and you might get the odd freebie at the local butcher shop, but having to get up at all hours just to talk about “no further details at this moment in time” news stories must get your anger levels up at times. When a TV reporter has reached such a level it is not very wise to mess with him or her. They simply get angry and you could be the one getting messed with.

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Yesterday was the day of the rockbands. We came to see my personal favs the Kaiser Chiefs and the wife’s favs Franz Ferdinand. In between we would get to see Jack White’s new project The Raconteurs. The close we chose a mellow display by Goldfrapp. It was boiling hot again and it is great to see that people are still drinking huge amounts of beer in that weather and don’t really give shit is they look like Kurdish refugees from Iraq. Kaiser Chiefs kicked off 10 minutes too early which really pissed me off. Their set was littered with fast tempo rock from their one and only album Employment and some newer material. Frontman Ricky Wilson ran and sang his heart to entertain the crowd and he succeeded with ease. Great stuff from the lads from Leeds. The Raconteurs could only count on our ears as we decided to have a lie down in the heat. They sounded OK, but not great. A bit lacklustre really. As soon as they were done we went forward and got to about 6-7 yards from the stage. Miss Wanka was very pleased with that. Franz Ferdinand played a blisstering set and eventhough we were surrounded by little emo kids waiting for the next band and their heroes Placebo the atmosphere was fantastic. We decided to skip Placebo as I didn’t really want to go home with suicidal tendencies, but about 60.000 people really wanted to see them perform. This left plenty of space over at the marquee to watch Goldfrapp entertain us with their electronic bleeps and peeps. Last day today and it is just Belgian locals Hooverphonic and Depeche Mode that can interest us today. If you are going to any festivals this year and would like to report on them please let us know, your pics and vids will be much appreciated.

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You just met Borat, but its creator, Sascha Baron Cohen, has some other characters that are rather funny. You might have heard of the ultimate wigger Ali G, but did you also know he has a camp German TV reporter that goes by the name of Bruno under his belt. Bruno decides to drop in on some Yankee wrestling boys and they are more than happy to show him some prime moves. Bruno is supposed to be the queer here, but those wrestling boys make me wonder too.

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You might remember Borat, the reporter from Kazakstan. He dresses in suits from 20 years ago and insults everyone. Great for us, but not so great for Kazakstan. Some government officials were none too happy with Sascha Baron Cohen making their country look so crappy. Don’t worry, he stopped. Briefly. And is now back with a new site and a full length movie that will hit our screens in November. If you can’t wait that long there is always the internet. For the trailer. Hilarious stuff.

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Another day another begging email asking me to send you Crappers to some fucked up page about someone having a bet if they get so many visitors to their site. Today’s candidate is Sonja. Sonja is a young and foxy chick from Germany and she says she’ll run across the pitch naked during the World Cup Final in 8 days time if she gets 5 million visitors to her site. So, do me and yoursefl a favour and have a quick peak cause Sonja might just be worth it. The question remains if Sonja even has a ticket to the final. Not much point in the taking on the bet otherwise. PS England got robbed (again) by some lame ass ref and C. Ronaldo acting like a cunt. Also glad Brazil are out. So many great players, but no real team.

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It was another late night and I have just about recovered from the heat and the jumping up and down with crowds of up to 60.000. Yesterday started, for me, with a set by Kanye West. He really got the crowd going, didn’t just rattle of songs from his records, but mixed it up with some interludes such as a small scratch set from his DJ and some nice covers of a Eurythmics and The Verve tunes involving his strings sections. After Kayne another R&B type of act took to the stage. Sean Paul brought with him a whole posse of peeps including some big assed ladies. It was quite good and the beats rocked, shame I couldn’t understand what the dude was singing. As the sun was out we decided to head for nearby field to lie down, have some drinks and food and watch the abundance of female folk in bikinis. Well, I did, Miss Wanka just fell asleep. Vitalic played a great set in the Pyramid marquee and he really got the crowd going in the heat. After that it was back to the mainstage for an excellent set by Muse. Only slightly spoiled by a doped up and drunk 16 year old French speaking cunt that had no idea what he was doing. After Muse we quickly (tried) to move back to the Pyramid (holds about 2500) for the last bit of Tiga’s set and the wonderful 2 Many DJs set. Unfortunately about 30.000 people thought the same and it became a nightmare. After about 5 min we decided to call it a day and catch some of The Who who were headlining the main stage. It all sounded great, but after a hot hot day it was time to head back. This afternoon were are back again for The Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand and Deus.

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