Michael “Mohammed” Jackson


Michael Jackson is cooped up somewhere in the Middle East. His Neverland range is going to get shut down due to unpaid bills, his music is not selling anymore and the paparazzi is after his blood. Come to think of it, if my life was like that I would go to the Middle East too. It is just such a fun place for a person with loads of mental problems. Ever the do-gooder Michael decide to spread the peace and love to Iran. Maybe he thought his dancing could defuse the whole nuclear situation and that he would become the saviour of the world. It was no succes, but it is nice to see he is at least making the effort to fit in.

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